dumb lady drivers

I’m sure 99% of men out there are nodding their head agreeing to my title statement. although I’m not in their league and am actually a lady driver too but I have to totally agree with the men this time. I admit that I’m not a very good driver too but at least I drive with common sense. all these stupid lady drivers, they are already so reckless and clumsy and yet they drive while leaving the brain at home…. gosh…it’s really getting up to my nerve sometimes! you must be guessing what had happened rite. I witnessed few scenarios yesterday while driving home after work. it was just a 30 minutes journey but so many stupid things I saw…

case 1:
I drove out from my office parking and I need to pass by a narrow 2 way road to hit the highway. while on the narrow road, there was this lady driving a kancil in front of me suddenly stopped and then only she put the left signal. I was not driving fast nor too close to her hence an emergency stop is still bearable. then I only realize she is dropping someone off from her car. I was like ‘oh my god… do you know how dangerous that could be if only I drive a little bit faster or I tailgate you closer?’ then I just give her a polite honk to just let her know she’s blocking the road and I overtook her. being the human nature of curious how the driver looks like, I turned to look at her while overtaking her. and damn her, she still dare to give me that fierce glare. you see how stupid she is! commit offence still dare to scold people. she can actually turn to the left to an open field there to drop her friend off if she uses her common sense.

case 2:
while driving bumper to bumper at this 2 way single lane road near the mosque at damansara uptown, it was so jam that we can barely move an inch or two each time. then I saw this man driving an innova from the opposite direction with his right signal light ticking from far. obviously he wanted to turn right to get into the housing area on my left to get home. but this another stupid lady driving a waja refuse to give way to that innova by sticking so near to the car in front of her. since it’s a single lane and that innova couldn’t turn to his right so he innocently caused a jam behind him too. I think that man was so pissed off that he purposely drove very near to that waja to scare her. I just don’t understand… since she’s already stuck in a bad jam that can barely move much, why can’t she just be patient to wait a few more second and give way to the other car so that he can pass through and it won’t cause another jam at the opposite side. again, another no-brianer.

case 3:
after paying my toll at the highway, I drove as usual to the get home. you know rite, those road after toll are usually a bottle neck road (from wide road to 3 lanes road). normal speed, normal mood, driving happily almost nearing home. again another lady driving a kancil was side by side with me before we headed onto the 3 lanes. when almost nearing the bottle neck, I was actually about quarter of car ahead of her. but I really don’t know what going on her mind (or her ass) that out of a sudden she just speed and went in front of me. so again I had to sudden break and I was pissed off this time! this would have cause an accident with no-argument-definitely-my-fault if I bumped her from behind. she lighted up my anger so I stepped on my accelerator and overtook her from the right and glared at her and speed off. I really don’t understand what is that sudden overtaking me for? I wasn’t speeding with her, I wasn’t pissing her off at the first place… just one word for her… dumb!

so ladies out there, please…. I beg you… for God’s sake… before you kill somebody innocent… bring your damn-it-brain out when you drive the next time ok!